Sunday, August 15, 2010

Golf humor - current calls of a public golf course

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: what are your green fees?
Staff: 38 $.
Caller: Contain Golf?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, I need some of this is information from you for erhalten.Erstens
Your correct phone number?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, we have a tee time for two weeks of Freitag.Was has
As weather be that day?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, I had a tee time for this afternoon, but I am running late.
Can you still me early out?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, one of those areas you have where you can buy a bucket with
Golf balls and met them for the practice?
Employees: Think you a driving range?
Caller: No, that's not..,.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, I want a tee time for morning between 12
Watch and lunch.
Staff: between 12 am and lunch?
Caller: Yes.
Staff: We will try to squeeze you in.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Have all open tee times to 10 o'clock?
Staff: Yes, we have a 10: 1 5.
Caller: What is then the next time?
Staff: We have each 10: 22.
Caller: We take that one.It will be a bit warmer.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: how much, to play golf today?
Staff: 25 to go, 38 with a car.
Caller: 38 dollars?
Staff: No. 38 Yen

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: what do you have for tee times tomorrow?
Staff: do what time?
Caller: have what times?
Staff: What time of the day?
Caller: Every time.
Staff: Morning or afternoon?
Caller: always if.
Staff: We have opened that open in 16 times in the morning and 20,
Nachmittag.Sie want that me to read the entire list?
Caller: No, I don't think any works of those times for me.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Do you have a dress code?
Staff: Yes that do wir.Wir call soft spikes.
Caller: how about clothes?
Staff: Yes, you have to wear clothes.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: how much for a bucket of large balls?
Staff: Sorry, everyone from big Kugeln.Aber we you twice
As many small balls for the same price.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Can I use a tee time for tomorrow?
Staff: Sure, what time would you like?
Caller: Something between 9 am and 10 Uhr.Am morning if
Possible.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Rent golf clubs are?
Staff: Yes, are $ 25.
Caller: how much to rent a bag?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, my husband just called me on his cell phone and told me hole on the 15th ist.Wie many more holes he must play before he to 18?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: how much for a large bucket?
Staff: Four dollars.
Caller: Contain the balls?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Do you have a twilight rate?
Staff: Yes, it is $ 15 after 2 pm.
Caller: And what start time, the?

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: Yes, I want some information about your golf course.
Staff: know OK what want?
Caller: not that I know is, why I called.

Staff: help golf course, can I?
Caller: My children came with pockets full range balls home and said
They stole from your driving range. want to buy back?

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